doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I just had sex on a roof
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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