So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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