Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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