So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
You can make out without kissing
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