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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.

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• (925): View more from California

  I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  ...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.

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