9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
23 Medical Examiners Reveal The Most Disturbing Causes Of Death They’ve Seen
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.