yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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