so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
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Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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