You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
My nipple is on Facebook.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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