That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Randomize
