I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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