hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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