The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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I want to be your penis for a week.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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