i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
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I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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