i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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