Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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