I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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