I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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