I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
This is my gift to your gina
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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