She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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