he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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