we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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