you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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