i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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