if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He shit in the fireplace
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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