I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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