Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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