so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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