Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He? As in you personified your dick?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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