Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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