You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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