i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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