508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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