I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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