Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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