one might say we're banned from that church
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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