So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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