I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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