so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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