I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Randomize
