Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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