ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i came on her dog
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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