Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
