come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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