so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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