Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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