Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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