Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm at about main and main street
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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