So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
