have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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