i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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