Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
There's even glitter on my cock...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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