Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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