marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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