can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
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I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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