Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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